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ger has written 8 reviews for films during 2019.

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★½

    ‪the lighthouse has everything. two of the absolute best male performances of the year. every bodily fluid known to man. ferocious masturbating. homoerotic slow dancing. unsettling atmosphere. claustrophobic aspect ratio. inescapable sense of dread. sublime photography. demonic seagulls. dark humor. willem dafoe delivering a single-shot close-up three-minute monologue damning robert pattinson to triton because he insulted his cooking. robert pattinson’s desire to fuck a steak‬

  • The King

    The King

    ★★

    the dauphin:
    the mud: i’m about to end this man’s whole career

  • Carrie

    Carrie

    ★★★★

    if i won prom queen i would simply dodge the bucket of pig’s blood. sorry to carrie but i’m different

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★

    we get it ari aster, you take acid

  • Boyhood

    Boyhood

    ★★★½

    a magnum opus for kids who grew up in texas with divorced parents aka me

  • American Honey

    American Honey

    ★★★½

    the only redeemable quality about american honey was sasha lane’s performance

  • You Were Never Really Here

    You Were Never Really Here

    ★★★★

    i like to imagine in an alternate universe joaquin phoenix is smashing hollywood’s rapists and predators brains out with a hammer

  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★

    with get out and now us, jordan peele is definitely making a name for himself as a filmmaker and it couldn’t be more deserved