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ger has written 3 reviews for films rated ★★★★½ .

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★½

    ‪the lighthouse has everything. two of the absolute best male performances of the year. every bodily fluid known to man. ferocious masturbating. homoerotic slow dancing. unsettling atmosphere. claustrophobic aspect ratio. inescapable sense of dread. sublime photography. demonic seagulls. dark humor. willem dafoe delivering a single-shot close-up three-minute monologue damning robert pattinson to triton because he insulted his cooking. robert pattinson’s desire to fuck a steak‬

  • Rosemary's Baby

    Rosemary's Baby

    ★★★★½

    ‪this is clearly a masterpiece. rosemary's baby is widely considered a classic worth seeing, and it definitely earned that title.‬ a true classic horror film.

  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden

    ★★★★½

    my two favorite things: scamming men and gays.