• Saw 3D

    Saw 3D

    ★★

    a saw movie will be the worst thing you've ever seen and then have a reveal that makes it all worth it at the end

  • Saw VI

    Saw VI

    ★★★★

    dare i say this is the best one?

  • Saw V

    Saw V

    ★★½

    strahm giving himself a tracheostomy is the coolest thing anyone's done in the entire franchise

  • Saw IV

    Saw IV

    ★★★½

    not even death can stop jigsaw from being a messy bitch

  • Saw III

    Saw III

    ★★★½

    the ending is so good i'm sorry

  • Saw II

    Saw II

    ★★★½

    the man is dying of cancer and still manages to get up every day to make his silly little traps what's YOUR excuse

  • Saw

    Saw

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    jigsaw lying on the floor pretending to be dead for hours he's so unserious

  • The Fall of the House of Usher

    The Fall of the House of Usher

    ★★★★

    kate siegel's character is the epitome of she lived, she served cunt and then she died

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    Fantastic Mr. Fox

    ★★★★★

    the greatest heist movie in george clooney's filmography (and in general)

  • An American Werewolf in London

    An American Werewolf in London

    ★★★★½

    so much fun!

  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys

    ★★★★

    i could have fixed them

  • What We Do in the Shadows

    What We Do in the Shadows

    ★★★★★

    leave me alone to do my dark bidding on the internet!