Favorite films

  • Zardoz
  • Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
  • Exotica
  • Drowning by Numbers

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  • World War Z


  • A Bronx Tale


  • Sleepers


Recent reviews

  • The Dreams of Rene Sendam

    The Dreams of Rene Sendam


    I'm super proud to say an old buddy of mine made this, and I'm even in the first couple of scenes! Thanks for scratching that one off my bucket list, Josh!

    Watching Joshua Zev Nathan grow in the film industry from our humble beginnings has been an absolute treat. From getting into hijinks with him at college to his inviting me to make a music video at Panavision to seeing him scream "Fuck off!" at Phillip Seymour Hoffman's son in…

  • Men



    Alright ladies, listen up because he's only going to say it a few dozen times. Alex Garland wants you to know that he knows le men are trash. I can't tell if this movie is meant to be any of the four different kinds of garbage it is - vapid, dull, ersatz, and exploitative - but I'm guessing since it takes such a somber tone it has to be either some of the driest black humor the man has ever…

Popular reviews

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Beloved character Nude Scaramanga has returned for another entry in J.K. Rowling’s distended cinematic universe as Doctor Who-ry Potter in Blandtastic Queefs: Donaldtrump Grumblekin’s Series of Plantagenet Misdeeds. In this dreck-citing shit-eration of the lucrative franchise, Johnny Depp does his best impression of David Bowie humanizing Hitler while Eddie Redmayne, crippled by social anxiety disorder, bumbles about, mumbling, stumbling upon fantastical CG creatures while people either murder babies or reminisce about babies dying. There is a lot of child death…

  • Annihilation



    In the ever increasingly difficult task of keeping science fiction fresh there are bound to be a few casualties. I did not expect director Alex Garland would disappoint with his follow up to 2014's Ex Machina, but Annihilation is the very definition of a sophomore slump. Much like another audacious but vacuous sci-fi outing, Inception, the film boasts dazzling visuals in service to a thin plot that's lacking any semblance of an emotional core. A cool concept is squandered in…