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  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm


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    How nice to see something that shaped my comedic life all of those years ago turn into a much needed source of levity given our derelict socio-political climate. With the exception of one of the worst movies of all time, Ali G Indahouse, I have relied on Sacha Baron Cohen to renew my faith in farce, satire, and compulsive respiratory rejuvenation ever since I was exposed to fitful bouts of gotcha political satire on his HBO show…

  • Antebellum


    In the off chance you sat down to watch any action or horror movie in theaters between last fall and the Covid-imposed theater closure, you more than likely saw the trailer to this heavily hyped horror from the production team of Get Out and Us. Tagging it with “From the producers of Southland Tales and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” doesn’t quite sell Antebellum as well as Jordan Peele’s incisive and successful feature films, but that transparency would have been…

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  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Beloved character Nude Scaramanga has returned for another entry in J.K. Rowling’s distended cinematic universe as Doctor Who-ry Potter in Blandtastic Queefs: Donaldtrump Grumblekin’s Series of Plantagenet Misdeeds. In this dreck-citing shit-eration of the lucrative franchise, Johnny Depp does his best impression of David Bowie humanizing Hitler while Eddie Redmayne, crippled by social anxiety disorder, bumbles about, mumbling, stumbling upon fantastical CG creatures while people either murder babies or reminisce about babies dying. There is a lot of child death…

  • Annihilation



    In the ever increasingly difficult task of keeping science fiction fresh there are bound to be a few casualties. I did not expect director Alex Garland would disappoint with his follow up to 2014's Ex Machina, but Annihilation is the very definition of a sophomore slump. Much like another audacious but vacuous sci-fi outing, Inception, the film boasts dazzling visuals in service to a thin plot that's lacking any semblance of an emotional core. A cool concept is squandered in…