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  • His Motorbike, Her Island
  • August in the Water
  • The Goddess of 1967
  • Heavenly Creatures

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  • The Slumber Party Massacre

    ★★★

  • Orphan

    ★★★★★

  • The Babadook

    ★★★★★

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i can't believe A MAN made this movie about young fuckable people being murdered by a bitter old woman who can't accept the fact that she's no longer fuckable! and when sam levinson's name showed up in the credits as the executive producer? imagine my shock

  • The Slumber Party Massacre

    The Slumber Party Massacre

    ★★★

    most of those corny ass slasher killers rely on masks for the creepiness factor. not this guy! he wakes up, wears his double denim, applies his eye drops, and he's ready to go. he's so generic it's scary. he could be anyone. fred armisen without glasses, my literature teacher - he's every man

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  • Lolita

    Lolita

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    EDIT: i wrote this review while high. WILL EDIT THIS MESS WHEN I HAVE THE TIME. in the meantime please be patient and avoid the devil's lettuce


    please don't cringe when you see this film on my favorites list, i have a pretty good explanation. alright not pretty good but it's the best i can do. please bear with me. THX
    i know most people get (reasonably) grossed out with some of the main themes of the film (pedophilia, incest,…

  • Kill Your Darlings

    Kill Your Darlings

    ★★★★★

    all i want in life is to be a beat poet. call me and let's do drugs and write shit! type type snort type type type type snort type