Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Star Wars: The Last Jedi ★★★★★

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

i just came back from my 3rd watch and, this time, the unspeakable happened. i knew something was up when kylo destroyed his helmet and i could feel my heartbeat on my

, but i didn't fully understand how serious this whole thing was until the kylo + rey duo battle. by then, i was LITERALLY twitching in my seat and begging adam driver for mercy, even tho i knew DAMN WELL he'd just keep on shouting and bitching for the rest of the movie. i assumed my lust for emo boys had ended in 2008, along with tokio hotel's career, but FUCK was i wrong. i used to think adam driver's face looked like a deflated balloon. how come NOW i want to blow that deflated balloon? mom, i'm so sorry. i don't have a job, i don't pay my own bills, i get horny watching star wars. this is my lowest low

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