The Expendables 3 ★★★

The entire career of actor and director Sylvester Stallone has been based on the notion that he's a man out of time. Actually, it's not that. It's more an illogically staunch belief that he's a man in time, and it's the rest of the world that's out of synch. While fashion and technological advancement dictate that the future is a place of implacable sheen and life-improving gizmoids, Sly opts to remain in (or, at least, be a walking promotion of) a state of full-bore macho retardation.

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