• Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    ★★★½

    Ron Perlman is out there living his best life.

    Will probably instantly rewatch this as soon as it's possible.

  • Fainting Spells

    Fainting Spells

    Sky Hopinka creates very pretty pictures in ways i don't think i've ever seen before. No idea what he's getting at tho, but maybe that's okay.

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★½

    Five stars for the opening 15 minutes; offering some of the most breathtaking shenanigans this medium has to offer, I'm fairly certain. Also adore the way the end credits kick in with the sound of screaming, burning witches on top of the blaring Goblin tune!

    I really hope to fully connect to this movie on a whole once more in the future but 'Inferno' is my new fav Argento for now. 🔥

  • Bride of Chucky

    Bride of Chucky

    ★★

    Looks great and Jennifer Tilly absolutely nails it but I couldn't care less about this whole endeavour to be perfectly honest

  • Hypnagogia

    Hypnagogia

    This is pretty ideal 🌌🎇

  • Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

    Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

    Simply impenetrable.

  • Scary Movie 3

    Scary Movie 3

    ★★½

    Anna Faris and Regina Hall are just too damn thrilling to pass up on. Queens of the game!

  • Sleepy Hollow

    Sleepy Hollow

    ★★★½

    This works front-to-back idc what anyone says 🖤❤️🖤

  • The Columnist

    The Columnist

    Totally half-baked, but kinda fun regardless

  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes

    ★★★

    Millie Bobby Brown's terrific performance really makes this tick & work imo

  • Spree

    Spree

    ★★

    ????? Couldn't do it

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    Still wrestling with this whole franchise... Or the OG trilogy at least. I so badly want to be wholeheartedly on board with these!