Favorite films

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • WALL·E
  • Almost Famous
  • Down with Love

Recent activity

  • Great Freedom

  • Julia

  • Before Sunrise

  • Fifty Shades of Grey


Recent reviews

  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise

    my god i love this film but the amount of loneliness it makes me experience is physically fucking crippling i can’t do this anymore guys! i can’t go on! i don’t want what they have i want god to send down a crow to viscerally rip out my entrails

  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey


    girl cut it OUT with the oral fixation. how many pencils does one woman need to innocently put in her mouth. do not get me started on the girl next door lipbite it’s not cute! at all! it’s kind of hilarious actually!

Popular reviews

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...


    enjoyed the film almost as much as i enjoyed getting lost in meg ryan’s eyes

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho


    edgar baby……. what was this 💀 usually there’s at least some bigger than life premise to his films that distract from some of his more abysmal writing but this one was so poorly executed i think it enhanced just how much this man cannot write anything beyond surface level for characters that aren’t white self-obsessed men. there were so many red herrings surrounding characters that i just personally could not give a shit about to be mislead by them- that…