Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • The Power of the Dog
  • What We Do in the Shadows
  • American Psycho

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


Pinned reviews

  • Elvis



    “it doesn’t matter if you do ten stupid things as long as you do one good one.” - a line in elvis that was written by baz luhrmann that can also serve as the tagline for his career

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    not to be horny on main but imagine being the PA that showed up for work on the beach shoot day and was handed a bottle of baby oil and told to slather it on jorts!miles teller to keep him slick between takes

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Popular reviews

  • We Have Always Lived in the Castle

    We Have Always Lived in the Castle


    me to my anxiety (also merricat): i have decided to politely ask you to please go away
    my anxiety to me (also charles): well, you’ve asked

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    the feminine conflict in deciding whether to rate this honestly or to give it a half star in an attempt to tank the rating so robert pattinson does p*rn