Favorite films

  • Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum
  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
  • The VelociPastor
  • Crank

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  • Event Horizon

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  • The Feast

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  • Mad God

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  • [REC]⁴ Apocalypse

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  • Brand New Cherry Flavor

    Brand New Cherry Flavor

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    This is the movie equivelant of the meme: Yo dawg I heard you like body horror. Just... There are things in this movie that will now exist in my head forever.

    Even ignoring the fact that I'm not a fan of body horror, I found the ending really unsatisfying and flat. It honestly kind of felt like the writer just didn't want to write this story anymore and/or had backed themselves into a corner they couldn't get out of, and…

  • Fresh

    Fresh

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    You can pick any dress for the woman you're interested in to wear and *that's* the dress you choose?!?!