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  • Night of the Living Dead
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Nights of Cabiria
  • Night Surfers

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  • Escape from New York

    ★★★★★

  • The Innocents

    ★★★★★

  • The Night of the Hunter

    ★★★★★

  • Thirst

    ★★★★½

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  • I Am Cuba

    I Am Cuba

    ★★★★★

    Alternative titles can be:
    I AM MASTERPIECE 
    I AM ART 
    I AM SEXY 
    I AM BREATHTAKING 
    I AM TIMELESS
    I AM CRYING 
    I AM SO GOOD OF A MOVIE THAT MANNY COULDN’T GET UP AND SNAG A 3RD SLICE OF PIZZA FOR FEAR OF MISSING A SECOND OF ANY OF THIS. 

  • Night Surfers

    Night Surfers

    ★★★★★

    GUYS I MADE A LEGIT REAL SHORT FILM WITH TOP QUALITY ACTORS AND SET PIECES THAT WILL BE PLAYING ACROSS THE UNITED STATES FILM FESTIVALS. IF YOU FEEL COMPELLED TO WATCH IT I WILL HAVE THE LINK DOWN BELOW FOR A SHORT BIT.

    ENJOY :)

    NIGHT SURFERS

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  • Escape from New York

    Escape from New York

    ★★★★★

    Every next John Carpenters movie I watch and/or rewatch is outcooling how fucking cool each one is and this just might the absolute coolest of his chilling filmography, slinks like a snake (HA) and before you know it the movie is done. Not to mention him absolutely SHREDDING the fuck out of the synths in the score, oh my god John 🤯😭

  • The Innocents

    The Innocents

    ★★★★★

    If anything this is a terrifying PSA for guys to get a vasectomy ASAP. Fuck them kids, I will be having nightmares for weeks bc of them and this brilliant motion picture. One of my new favorite Spookytober traditions, the atmosphere/B&W cinematography in this is to DIE FOR. Literally.

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  • Scary Movie

    Scary Movie

    ★★★★★

    I don't care anymore. I'm rating this a 5. I have laughed at every little single stupid fucking thing in the movie for my entire life. This shit is amazing.

  • Monos

    Monos

    ★★★★

    Besides getting high from the fact that Paul Thomas Anderson walked in and sat a few rows behind me right before the movie started THEN myself having a conversation with him about Punch-Drunk Love afterwards, i am strictly stoned from the visceral experience of this stunning look at warfare and survival. It’s dreamy and loose. It feels like a raging river flowing endlessly from scene to scene without any sense of control. The soundtrack ripped my fucking head off of my…