Alternative titles can be:
I AM MASTERPIECE
I AM ART
I AM SEXY
I AM BREATHTAKING
I AM TIMELESS
I AM CRYING
I AM SO GOOD OF A MOVIE THAT MANNY COULDN’T GET UP AND SNAG A 3RD SLICE OF PIZZA FOR FEAR OF MISSING A SECOND OF ANY OF THIS.
Every next John Carpenters movie I watch and/or rewatch is outcooling how fucking cool each one is and this just might the absolute coolest of his chilling filmography, slinks like a snake (HA) and before you know it the movie is done. Not to mention him absolutely SHREDDING the fuck out of the synths in the score, oh my god John 🤯😭
If anything this is a terrifying PSA for guys to get a vasectomy ASAP. Fuck them kids, I will be having nightmares for weeks bc of them and this brilliant motion picture. One of my new favorite Spookytober traditions, the atmosphere/B&W cinematography in this is to DIE FOR. Literally.
Besides getting high from the fact that Paul Thomas Anderson walked in and sat a few rows behind me right before the movie started THEN myself having a conversation with him about Punch-Drunk Love afterwards, i am strictly stoned from the visceral experience of this stunning look at warfare and survival. It’s dreamy and loose. It feels like a raging river flowing endlessly from scene to scene without any sense of control. The soundtrack ripped my fucking head off of my…