i watch shit. and then i review it. terribly.

Favorite films

  • Trainspotting
  • Atonement
  • Jane Eyre
  • Shame

Recent activity

  • Interview with the Vampire


  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)


  • My Cousin Vinny


  • Armageddon

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice


    i’ve now decided that i will be single forever bc i will settle for no less than messy-haired, unbuttoned shirt, flowy coat, mist shrouded mr darcy with his confession of love. or just keira knightley.

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club


    how do the creators of call me by your name (2017) sleep knowing this is the best gay drama of all time?