Can't even make jokes this one was actually good. There was dramatic tension! I was wondering where Alice went and actually curious about the logistics of a vampire baby and how you do or don't explain to your dad that you're dead now! They actually pulled off a really good twist and I got to watch Dakota Fanning yeet a toddler into a bonfire. What more could you ask for. Though gotta love the consistency and ending on a fan-made YouTube video.
Didn't fully get the "himbo" trend until witnessing Joe Manganiello high on molly do a strip tease in a gas station in an effort to gain back some confidence while several other men, also absolutely blasted on molly, cheer nearby. Friendship is so powerful. This movie is a masterpiece.