Letterboxd — Your life in film

bringing forth a new biopic style ala the weird al story

i love watching romcoms until the post romcom yearning hits. now i need a man who’ll meet my 27 first cousins & get baptized for me 😔

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This was fun! I had a good time! Not much else to say, the kid was fantastic

A new addition to the Zoe Saldana loving unfunny white dudes that ruin the lives of others cinematic universe.

man if i was like 10 i would fucking love this movie

This would have been such a cute movie if only they had focused on Jennifer Garner / Mark Ruffalo but instead they chose to hire Ryan Reynolds and go with the same regurgitated Deadpool humor. Please... ENOUGH 🙏🙏🙏

this wasn't that bad what's y'all's problem?

I’ve never wanted to curb stomp a child more after watching this
Ryan Reynolds was good
The kid was…. Not so good
Mark ruffalo was grand
And the villain from incredibles 2 was here so that was nice
Plus the dog was a better actor then half the cast 
Cool Nicolas Cage meme I guess
And finally, I’m starting to feel bad for Ryan Reynolds just being known as “the guy who played Deadpool” cuz Jesus there was too many references from Dead-pool in this

My main takeaway from this is that kids talking like Ryan Reynolds are inherently creepy.

“God I hate rock and roll.”

I’m not saying that every movie should start with George Thorogood’s “Bad To The Bone,” I’m just saying I can’t think of a good reason why any movie shouldn’t. 

Some fantastic practical effects here. Christine repairing herself looks sick. Her sharp-toothed grill final form looks really sick. Flaming Christine looks REALLY fucking sick. 

I don’t think we spend enough time with Virgin Nerd Arnie to really appreciate his transformation and the first bully kill is truly stupid, but those are my only real complaints.

God bill skarsgård is such a little freak of a man. Like what accent was that. I need him