Mia

Mia

Favorite films

  • I, Frankenstein
  • R.I.P.D.
  • Dracula Untold
  • Battleship

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  • Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★★

  • College

    ★★★

  • The Draft Horse

  • Elvis

    ★★★★★

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  • Planet of the Apes

    Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★★

    Really adore every element of this to pieces. It's funny that some of the more really blunt symbolisms/colloquialisms are very much NOT Serling's because they're so emblematic to me of the Twilight Zone parablism that marks the tone of this movie I love so much. I'm aware of the departures this apparently takes from the book on a productional/world level that could be argued as lazy and dumbing down but every aesthetic piece is still pretty singular to me, and…

  • College

    College

    ★★★

    Extremely funny how the totally inexplicable blackface scene just genuinely comes out of nowhere and is so random and ends with nothing having really happened and the only black people in the film chasing him down for wearing blackface. Stretched too thin with too many endless (but still funny) athletic scenes, but opens and closes strong, and the ice cream scene rocks. The leaning back and forth during his speech at the start is outrageous, genuinely thought it was filmed on a moving set at first lol. He walks like a drunk penguin.

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  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    Feels like a movie carefully made in a lab, algorithmically fed comments by fringe weirdos who complain about star wars mary sues and last jedi luke and made with no other purpose but to piss them off. There's nothing else in this. I liked the russell crowe comedy greek accent scene, I liked the tall-muppet bird head guys in the opening scene, I liked the boat a bit even though its bafflingly used. Just completely limp of any and all…

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    Can't decide if I should get angry and annoyed at a dumb movie for babies and look like a fool or if I should just suck up dignity, forgoe standards, and just say that Yeah its mindless baby color slop so it's embarassing to expect anything else. But then I think about how this movie is designed in a lab to make two billion dollars off of rubes who are grabbed by it's stupid tricks and I have to get…