I give a lot of high ratings because I have too much love in my heart

Favorite films

  • Down by Law
  • Mikey and Nicky
  • The Wicker Man
  • The Exorcist III

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  • Death Machine

  • My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done


  • Trauma


Pinned reviews

  • Raising Arizona

    Raising Arizona


    Some weeks ago, I was watching a video which included a clip from this movie and like every single sane person ever, I thought 'Hey, that's the movie that was on that Serbian biology textbook '. But now I had the title, so I gave it a watch.

    A lighthearted comedy which turned almost cartoonish and in the end managed to bring me to tears. It's perfect. Nic Cage before he became a meme and was probably at his best…

  • Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

    Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead


    My live-tweeting thread for your full spoiler experience of me losing years of my life. All I wanted was to have fun and celebrate the 2000th movie on here, but it went sideways and now I'm here.

    There is no easy way to sum up the shitshow I just witnessed. It fills all the boxes: racism, homophobia, lesbophobia, ableism, islamophobia, you name it, this movie has it. And that's just the start. I've heard so many farts in here and…

Recent reviews

  • The Horseplayer

    The Horseplayer


    The artist guy in this looks like what Bob from Twin Peaks would look like if some tumblrina decided to draw him as a hot guy or something.

    Anyhow, she really went: 'I can change him' and then backed up and did a whole girlboss, gatekeep, gaslight routine on him and thought that there'd be no consequences? Try again, honey.

    Brad Dourif, I am in love with you.

  • Death Machine

    Death Machine

    "H A C K I N G"

    There are no words, the only good thing about this mess is Brad Dourif who looks as if he got kicked out of Cradle Of Filth.

Popular reviews

  • Phantom of the Paradise

    Phantom of the Paradise


    I've been aware of this film for quite a lot of years now and I refused to watch it because for so long I've had my head up my own ass and wanted to 'keep the real Phantom Of The Opera pure'. Bullshit. This was perfect.

    Really, the only complaint I can think of is that I wish it was longer, it completely blew me away! The visuals, the music, the costumes, the sets, everything was so perfectly in its…

  • After Hours

    After Hours


    Can't stop thinking about those two gays smooching at the counter of that bar.