maya skye shendy

maya skye shendy

Patron

Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Pinned reviews

More
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    ★★★★★

    imagine being a teenage girl going to a theater getting all horny and giddy in your seat from the first 50 minutes of the long-awaited wedding, the passionate and intense vampire sex, the final freedom bella and edward possess to just be a normal couple and have a sexy honeymoon—just to then see this massively pregnant woman starve to death and the devastating effects it has on her loved ones who have to watch her die a slow, painful death. a perfectly crafted boner killer. it’s genius and it says a lot about society.

Recent reviews

More
  • Love Me Like You Hate Me

    Love Me Like You Hate Me

    have not felt this way
    since watching anima

    this is
    everything everything everything

    margaret qualley once again
    one of my favorite performers
    of all time
    she actually inspired me to buy cheap ballet shoes
    and they arrive tomorrow!

  • Dog Day Afternoon

    Dog Day Afternoon

    sexiest movie ever made

Popular reviews

More
  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    still enjoy this,
    still floored by the vocal performances--
    definitely liked it more when i was still a virgin.

  • Persona

    Persona

    a sleepless night
    during a thunderstorm
    with all the blinds open