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  • Sinister

    Sinister

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    they rly expected me to be scared of young piper chapman 🙄 she cant even jump off a bus i cant believe she’d be capable of killing her whole family

  • The Den

    The Den

    ★★

    Hahahhahahahaa Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Close Your Eyes Haha

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  • The Day After Tomorrow

    The Day After Tomorrow

    ★★★

    i will stop climate change with my bare hands to protect jake gyllenhaal

  • The Audition

    The Audition

    real cinema is a 15 minute $70 million short film that i could only find on youtube in 240p