Favorite films

  • Happy-Go-Lucky
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Singapore Sling
  • Possibly in Michigan

Recent activity

  • The Parallax View

  • The Nutcracker: The Untold Story

  • The Player

  • Auto Focus

Recent reviews

  • The Nutcracker: The Untold Story

    The Nutcracker: The Untold Story

    It was not a pleasure to be in the world of this movie

  • Auto Focus

    Auto Focus

    Standout moment for me was when Willem asked the lady at the bar if she knew what time it was and then showed her his digital watch flashing the time as 9:17 until it switches to what I believe were two skeletons fucking and then he says “it’s fuck time” and she says nothing and walks away

Popular reviews

  • Drop Dead Gorgeous

    Drop Dead Gorgeous


    My deepest and most secret dream is to be as sweet as Brittany Murphy is in this movie

  • The Wedding Guest

    The Wedding Guest


    This movie DELIVERS if you're looking for a movie with no fewer than five scenes of two characters lying in a bed together as one of the characters stares at the other one's sleeping form until the one doing the staring finally closes their eyes and turns over and the one you thought was asleep opens their eyes and stares at the now maybe sleeping form of the former starer