m.alice

life’s a race and i’m in it to win it and i’ll walk as damn hard as i please

Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • Raising Arizona
  • Phantom Thread
  • The Legend of Billie Jean

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  • The Northman

    ★★★

  • Unfaithful

    ★★★★

  • Get Out

    ★★★★★

  • Can You Ever Forgive Me?

    ★★★★

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★

    what up? my name’s amleth, i’m 39, i cut my hair with a sword like mulan, and i can telepathically communicate with dogs

  • Unfaithful

    Unfaithful

    ★★★★

    i cant believe diane lane ruined her perfect life with her handsome rich husband that’s a good father and loves her and thinks she’s super sexy… for a rude unemployed french man in boot cut jeans with raggedy damp hems. richard gere did the right thing.

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  • Shawn Mendes: In Wonder

    Shawn Mendes: In Wonder

    ★★

    aren’t you tired of being nice shawn. don’t you just wanna go apeshit

  • Ghostbusters

    Ghostbusters

    ★★★★★

    haven't seen this yet but 5 stars

    UPDATE!

    I SAW THIS MOVIE THREE TIMES THIS WEEKEND! SADLY I NEED TO FIX THIS REVIEW, BC I NO LONGER GIVE IT FIVE STARS.

    I GIVE IT 5 HUNDRED BILLION STARS!

    GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE! PAUL FEIG INVENTED FILM! LADIES ARE GHOSTBUSTERS AND THERES NOTHIN YALL CAN DO ABOUT IT!