K. Austin Collins
Don’t overthink it.
Willow Maclay ★★★★
"Jacobson shoots Jane’s orgasm in the soft lighting usually reserved for moments of true love—after all, what is “true love” if not coming by your own hand? The scene is…
matt lynch ★★★★ 9
There's an alternate universe where this blew up instead of fucking CLERKS.
Peter Labuza ★★½ 1
A lot of promise in the first 20 or so minutes, kind of like pulling back the onion on the original in an interesting way that's acts as a bizarre…
manilazic ★★★ 2
Leslie Evers ★★★½ 3
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Matt Singer ★★★ 5
Normal Brain: Stallone went to Russia to make a piece of Cold War propaganda. At least 30 percent of the movie is training montages.
Galaxy Brain: Stallone went to Russia…