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Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers 1988
This is not quite Hard Ticket to Hawaii but it's pretty silly stupid fun. Lots of boobs and chainsaws
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The Little Mermaid 2023
I wish Disney would understand that you lose so much magic when a photo realistic crab is singing but can't really dance or emote the way animation allows. Also, this is way too long. From 1h23 to 2h15...way way too long.
