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  • Hot Rod
  • Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
  • Bacurau
  • Mamma Mia!

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  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

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  • Merrily We Go to Hell

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  • 13 Going on 30

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  • A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

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  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

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    i have decided to commit to mamma mia 2 like cher committed to being a grandmother. late but who gives a shit. that 4 star rating is becoming a 5, baby!!
    because i think what prevented me from giving this 5 stars the first time around was the lack of continuity and consistency with the first one BUT i’ve realized that all these changes were a creative decision to maximize the cinematic entertainment value so i have decided to wholeheartedly…

  • Merrily We Go to Hell

    Merrily We Go to Hell

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    it has an interesting dynamic that i wasn’t expecting. kind of brutal, actually. anyways,Β this is very clearly sylvia sidney’s movie.

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  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon

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    for reasons i can’t understand (probably weed idfk.) i decided not to actually live tweet this (rare). but here is a document i was typing thoughts in towards the end and then organized.Β 

    ok i understand his friends anger at him but could they not have put it aside after their best friend since childhood got forcibly outed in a very aggressive manner?Β you can figure out your shit later. goddamn.Β 

    god that was cheesy. i’m not much for cheesy. andΒ the…

  • Rashomon

    Rashomon

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    i can’t decide if this is a 4 star movie with an extra half star for the maniacal cackling, or a 5 star movie that loses half a star for the maniacal cackling