Favorite films

  • Written on the Wind
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Alucarda
  • Plan 9 from Outer Space

Recent activity

  • Goldie Locks and the Three Bears


  • The Four Musicians of Bremen


  • Porky Pig's Feat


  • The Band Concert


Pinned reviews

  • Girls Just Want to Have Fun

    Girls Just Want to Have Fun


    I wanted to be friends with Sarah Jessica Parker from the moment I saw her in Square Pegs. The next step in our friendship would have been me as the Helen Hunt character in this wonderful film. This was the teen girl experience I wished I was living. Alas, it wasn't to be. I had to settle for watching stuff like this way too many times.

    The brilliant thing about this film was that it was girls that were having…

Recent reviews

  • The Wolf Man

    The Wolf Man


    I've only seen a dozen or so of the Universal monster films at this point, but this is the best of the bunch so far. Aside from all the wonderful monster goofiness, the tragic ending really struck me emotionally.

  • Bloodthirsty



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is why I love watching movies I know nothing about.

    I don't really like Horror films very much. I definitely hate gore. I almost turned this off within the first 30 seconds. I am glad that I didn't.

    This was a very deliberately paced movie. It drew me in and I was entranced by the mystery of what was happening to Grey. I had no idea this was a werewolf movie till it was made explicit in the film.…

Popular reviews

  • The Birth of a Nation

    The Birth of a Nation


    Well-made garbage is still garbage.

  • Cry of the Banshee

    Cry of the Banshee


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Let’s make a scary movie.
    We should get Vincent Price.
    Do we have a script?
    Screw that, just get Vincent Price.
    What is he gonna say that is scary.
    Ummmm, he can just make some stuff up.
    Like what?
    She’s a witch!
    That will work.
    But how will we know who the bad guys are.
    Rape some witches.
    Oh yeah, that will work.
    Do we have a scary dog to kill?
    We can rub some toothpaste on the mouth of…