Letterboxd — Your life in film

I’m supposed to believe someone who looks like Tom Welling gets bullied in high school… The guy looks like you wrote the word “Jock” into an ai art prompt

(14 years old watching Fight Club for the first time) i'm a genius for watching this

The first 30 minutes of this movie have some of the best dread vibes ever put on screen. the whole sequence of realising what’s going on with the main character is just so insanely cool.. i’d probably give it a full 5 stars if you took out the Elijah Wood bits. It made me cry as a child and still does to this day… Love it

I wish I could get married like 3 times a year

Wife puts on “Johnnie To gunfight compilation” on YouTube before she leaves the house so I don’t bite the sofa or tear up the rug

Kids today have it so easy with their tinder and their hinges. My first girlfriend was a guy called BigBalls409 on runescape and he stole my rune scimitar 

Not going to even attempt to seriously write down the experience I had during this, I am simply too stupid to do it. But I hope on the inevitable rewatch in a few months time I’ll be able to do more than just drool at the credits as they saunter by

Beautiful merging of the real end of the world (nuclear apocalypse) with a humans perceived end of world (girlfriend breaks up with you)

Me, 2004: stupid oscar bait trash
Me, 2023: beautiful oscar bait trash

You truly never get over that first dumbass you fall in love with

(90s movie characters, act one): i fucking love money so much. fuck family 

(90s movie characters, act three): money is meaningless. family is everything. i am Reborn

There should be a job swap day where big finance exec guys have to go work at burger king for the day and burger king workers get to wear a suit and hang out in a skyscraper making jokes. just once a year as a little treat for both sides

Every single story trails off and doesn’t really seem to have a point to it (even in terms of being entertaining) other than letting the world know he totally fucks and that the ladies can’t get enough of it (she goes to a different school) Then he invents something called the disapproving panda or something which represents being told Tough Truths like he’s discovered gravity

Incredibly lame stuff top to bottom, you can get more motivation out of those 10 second tiktok clips of guys working out to Patrick Bateman quotes