• One, Two, Three

    One, Two, Three

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    this movie: any world that produced the taj mahal, william shakespeare, and striped toothpaste can’t be all that bad.Β 
    me: damn ok period

  • Sky High

    Sky High

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    this is my comfort movie.

  • Brother Bear

    Brother Bear

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    i probably would have liked this more if i watched it before age 20 :/

  • The Mad Adventures of Rabbi Jacob

    The Mad Adventures of Rabbi Jacob

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    this movie was greatly improved by me accidentally pausing it every three minutes i think

  • Carrie

    Carrie

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    you know what? i’m just going to say it (and please understand that this is not even the slightest bit sarcastic): carrie white did nothing wrong.
    also i first read/watched this when i was like 12ish and i’d just like to know who let me do that.

  • Saw 3D

    Saw 3D

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    if i were in a saw trap, i would simply survive. rip to the other jigsaw victims but i’m different.

  • The Witches

    The Witches

    Β½

    i’m literally fuming over how awful this movie was oh my god

  • Nocturne

    Nocturne

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    sydney sweeney if you read this im free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night when I’m free.

  • Saw VI

    Saw VI

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    jigsaw being a socialist king the whole time was not the expected choice but an welcome one nonetheless.
    i watched this while writing my midterm paper for my ✨new hollywood cinema✨ film class so let’s hope that worked out well for me!

  • The Tree of Life

    The Tree of Life

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    I don’t really write actual serious reviews for the most part. I feel like I’m never able to articulate my feelings about a film in a manner that actually gets across the points that I want to make and that doesn’t sound as though I’m trying to come off as a lot more smart and *~deep~* than I have any right to be. Despite this, I have some thoughts on this movie that I’d like to try to get down…

  • Rappin'

    Rappin'

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    :/

  • Killer Bean Forever

    Killer Bean Forever

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    where are the women???