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  • The Tree of Life

    The Tree of Life 2011

    ★★★★★ Watched 25 Oct, 2020 1

    I don’t really write actual serious reviews for the most part. I feel like I’m never able to articulate my feelings about a film in a manner that actually gets across the points that I want to make and that doesn’t sound as though I’m trying to come off as a lot more smart and *~deep~* than I have any right to be. Despite this, I have some thoughts on this movie that I’d like to try to get down…

  • Rappin'

    Rappin' 1985

    ★ Watched 24 Oct, 2020 1

    :/

  • Killer Bean Forever

    Killer Bean Forever 2009

    ★½ Watched 24 Oct, 2020

    where are the women???

  • Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

    Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 2014

    ★½ Watched 17 Oct, 2020 2

    anyways, did y’all know that there are at least 969 fanfics based on these movies?

  • Aenigma

    Aenigma 1987

    ★★½ Watched 16 Oct, 2020 1

    no plot just vibes 
    also i LOVE all of the posters, particularly the one with yoda that says “READ”

  • Badlands

    Badlands 1973

    ★★★½ Watched 15 Oct, 2020

    really visually beautiful, fun music, sissy spacek is so pretty, i love listening to deep southern accents. moonrise kingdom but with more murder.

  • The Wolf of Snow Hollow

    The Wolf of Snow Hollow 2020

    ★½ Watched 14 Oct, 2020 1

    this movie made me hate cops

  • The Church

    The Church 1989

    ★★★ Watched 14 Oct, 2020

    honestly? this movie would have been a lot better if nancy drew showed up to save the day at the end.

  • Shaft

    Shaft 1971

    ★★★ Watched 13 Oct, 2020

    i probably would have liked this movie a lot more if i wasn’t so exhausted while watching it. that’s on me, live and learn.

  • Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

    Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 2009

    ½ Rewatched 12 Oct, 2020

    i’m just so tired.
    the friendship bracelet that i was making while while watching this movie looks pretty good though so at least there’s that.

  • Vertigo

    Vertigo 1958

    ★★★★ Watched 12 Oct, 2020

    why are men Like That?

  • The Last Vampire On Earth

    The Last Vampire On Earth 2010

    ★ Watched 10 Oct, 2020

    oh to use vampire super speed to play ping pong with yourself


    (sometimes....... things that are bad...... are good)