🌟 maggie 🌟 has written 6 reviews for films rated β˜…β˜…Β½ .

  • Home Alone

    Home Alone

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    my little sister watched a youtube video of home alone facts over the summer and somehow memorized literally every single point covered and she told my family all of them while we watched this together. did y’all know that in the scene where kevin rides the zipline to his treehouse, it is not in fact macaulay culkin but actually a really short 30 year old stunt double? because i sure didn’t!

  • Brother Bear

    Brother Bear

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    i probably would have liked this more if i watched it before age 20 :/

  • The Mad Adventures of Rabbi Jacob

    The Mad Adventures of Rabbi Jacob

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    this movie was greatly improved by me accidentally pausing it every three minutes i think

  • Saw 3D

    Saw 3D

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    if i were in a saw trap, i would simply survive. rip to the other jigsaw victims but i’m different.

  • Aenigma

    Aenigma

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    no plot just vibesΒ 
    also i LOVE all of the posters, particularly the one with yoda that says β€œREAD”

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die

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    honestly i zoned out for the last half hour of this movie but i had a great time nonetheless