Michael Margetis

Michael Margetis


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Favorite films

  • Amadeus
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • There Will Be Blood
  • GoodFellas

Recent activity

  • Sleepy Hollow


  • The Master


  • Role Models


  • The House


Recent reviews

  • Jockey


    Just The Wrestler with horses instead of wrestling. How uninspired and dull but one of the actors who played one of the side character jockeys was in my theater with his whole family. His kids were super bored.

  • The Beta Test

    The Beta Test


    This is the totally bonkers ape shit bananas movie nobody is going to see this year. Been a fan of Jim Cummings for a while and he always delivers.

Popular reviews

  • Wee Sing in the Big Rock Candy Mountains

    Wee Sing in the Big Rock Candy Mountains

    This movie really upset me as a child. Little Bunny Foo Foo really gets the shit end of the stick. Who the fuck are you to judge him? But, this was great life lessons for me.

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    Wow, this movie is revolting in every sense of the word. First of all it has no idea what it wants to be and with no clear focus it fails at everything. It’s nowhere near clever enough to be a satire, it’s not scary enough to be an earnest horror film, it’s not funny enough to be a comedy and the characters are too obnoxious, cruel and so repugnantly unlikeable, Jesus Christ I hated them, that it’s not even an interesting watch. Diablo Cody doesn’t know shit  about high schoolers. God, and the soundtrack. Grade: F