This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
[the following is also a Suspiria (2018) spoiler]
Crazy theory: mother suspiriorum liked ms dakota’s body so much she decided to inhabit it forever & to keep it young, but after 40 years in the dance academy she felt she needed a break and some fun, then traveled to italy and bleached her hair... and that’s why bish was so incredibely cold and calm when somebody died, she’s just so used to it
