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  Elvis 2022

  ★★★★ Added by mary🦋

  Yeah sex is cool but have you ever sat in a hall full of people looking at austin butler's butt and crotch in loose pink trousers

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  Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2022

  ★★★★ Added by mary🦋

  "I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under..."

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  Pride 2014

  ★★★★★ Added by mary🦋 5

  So I’m sitting here, emotions all over my tiddies

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  Spider-Man: Far From Home 2019

  ★★★½ Added by mary🦋 6

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  **little spoiler I guess**

  Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal is the most powerful man on earth and in fact the only one who can wear one of those ugly skin-tight gray motion capture suits for half a movie and still manage to be that hot