mary🦋’s review published on Letterboxd:
*on a blind date*
me *trying to find out if he‘s the one*: I‘m a catholic whore
he: WAIT DO YOU MEAN...
together *at steadily increasing volume*: ...currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic, so, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam!!!
*wedding bells start ringing in the background*