Marie

i like the ones where a woman is in a scary house with truly overwhelming wallpaper

Favorite films

  • House
  • Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
  • The Red Shoes
  • The Lady Eve

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  • George Harrison: Living in the Material World

  • The Matrix

  • The Beatles: Get Back

  • Lolita

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  • The Beatles: Get Back

    The Beatles: Get Back

    Amazing that in 2021 anything or anyone can bring a new perspective to a discussion about the Beatles. I’m not even the biggest fan (my favorite Beatle is George, because like George I’m ambivalent about the Beatles and think it’s much cooler to move to LA and hang out with Tom Petty) but I still wished it were a couple hours longer.

    Seeing Paul sit down and work out songbook classics off the dome was sort of frightening. Whatever sonic ideas he hears in his head are not sounds I can access.

  • Lolita

    Lolita

    imagine being james mason and listening to like your agent say that YOU were stanley kubrick’s first call for this role and they’re ready to move the production schedule around to accommodate YOU because you were BORN for humbert humbert

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  • Die Hard

    Die Hard

    by the end of the reagan years america was primed and ready for an action movie that ends on a grace note of “LAPD cop haunted by the time he shot an unarmed teen finally learns to kill again”

  • Stranger Than Fiction

    Stranger Than Fiction

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie is a good satire of contemporary literary fiction with overly precious elements of magical realism but the big twist is that the book is supposed to be good? I thought it sounded like a real piece of shit. And of course, there is zero effort to explain why, exactly, this protagonist must die to advance the themes of the novel, which may or may not have any themes at all. 

    Liked it though. Dece 2000s mids, the weeknight treat