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  • Southland Tales

    Southland Tales

    idk

  • A Better Tomorrow II

    A Better Tomorrow II

    ★★★½

    "For you, rice nothing. For us, rice just like my father and mother. Don't fuck with my family."

    John Woo gets it

  • Bringing Out the Dead

    Bringing Out the Dead

    ★★★½

    lol did Paul Schrader really name two of the characters after Mary

  • Magnolia

    Magnolia

    ★★½

    occasionally sublime, mostly hacky

  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

    Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

    shut up shut up shut up

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite

    ★★

    Dumbass Barry Lyndon

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    Gotti was better than this shit.

  • Welcome to Marwen

    Welcome to Marwen

    ★★★½

    tired: Bradley Cooper casting Lady Gaga to play a pop star who people told was too ugly to make it

    wired: Clint Eastwood casting his own daughter to play his estranged daughter

    inspired: Robert Zemeckis casting his own wife to play a porn star that the incel hero cranks it to

  • Shirkers

    Shirkers

    ★★★

    “And in the end, Shirkers was the friends we made along the way.”

  • Viva Las Vegas

    Viva Las Vegas

    ★★★½

    an 85-minute CinemaScope rock’n’roll fever dream about being horny for Ann-Margret with a twisted metal finale in the Mojave Desert. sublime.

  • Canyon Passage

    Canyon Passage

    ★★★★★

    Crater Lake in Technicolor 😍😍😍

  • The Shop Around the Corner

    The Shop Around the Corner

    ★★★★½

    Capitalism: A Love Story