Tessa

here for a good time & not to have a serious rating system

Favorite films

  • Hanna
  • Professor Marston and the Wonder Women
  • Legally Blonde
  • Lilo & Stitch

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  • Gunpowder Milkshake

    ★★★★

  • Luca

    ★★★★

  • Pitch Perfect

    ★★★★

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    ★★★★½

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  • Gunpowder Milkshake

    Gunpowder Milkshake

    ★★★★

    Must a movie be good? Is it not enough to just star milfs with weapons?

    I enjoyed this also Madeline & Florence we’re definitely married & lov the gay subtext w the 3 librarians + scarlet too

  • Luca

    Luca

    ★★★★

    This made me cryyy it was rly cute

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  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet

    ★★★

    vanellope von schweetz is a baby lesbian experiencing her first crush on a woman in this essay I will

    ✨ comments turned off bc some straight people don’t know how to act ✨ y’all are annoying 😌✨

  • Mary Poppins Returns

    Mary Poppins Returns

    ★★★★★

    I had so much FUN watching this I’m giving it 5 stars for that alone. Everyone say thank you Emily Blunt (and Sandy Powell for those costumes)