Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • Pride & Prejudice
  • Sunset Boulevard

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  • Deception

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  • The Star

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  • Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre

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  • Stalker

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    This movie is the epitome of "cinema bros say this is good, I will lose my film buff card if I rate this low, so, I guess, 5 stars". Seriously, if a film is not enjoyable to you and is pointless dribble for 2 hours and 41 minutes, you are under no obligation to rate it well. If it is pretentious shit, rate it like pretentious shit.

    Stalker bothered and bored me so much that I am struggling to even care about writing a review. Some cool camera work, though. So, I guess, good job Tarkovsky?

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

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    This is the type of film that I love. Equal parts dark humour, thriller and tongue-in-cheek satire it satisfies every mood you might be in. The performances by the whole cast were excellent, my favorite being Nicholas Hoult, who really needs more recognition. What a freaking cool movie. Really clever. Loved it.

  • Deception

    Deception

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    Perfectly fun little bit of classic cinema. I love me a bit of evilish Bette, but damn if Claude Rains didn't totally steal the show. I would watch him chew up the scenery all day long.

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  • Vampire's Kiss

    Vampire's Kiss

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    Nic Cage taught me my ABC's and everything I ever need to know about acting.

  • Planet of the Apes

    Planet of the Apes

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    High class campiness with some seriously awesome visuals. However, Charlton Heston is a swarmy arrogant jerk and that shows through in this film. It took me right out of it.