Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • Baby Driver
  • Whiplash
  • Blade Runner 2049

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  • Killer Bean Forever

    Killer Bean Forever


    This is my Black Panther. This movie empowered me. It helped me get over my rejection from the female known as Ian who’d rather date a Chad instead of a true gentleman who would treat her well. Amazing cinematography and a great performance by Killer Bean, who has fortunately moved on from artsy-fartsy hipster trash like Moonlight. Films like Killer Bean are true art that often get misunderstood by filthy normies who watch KBCU kiddie movies instead of challenging, thought provoking kino like Killer Bean 3: Killer Bean Forever. 10/10

  • Pine



    Okay unironically this is an 8/10 and I’ll tell you why. 
    First off this film has been stuck in my head nonstop for days and that’s more than I can say for most things I’ve seen in theaters recently. This is extremely open to interpretation but I think I got it:

    PINE is simply a clever deconstruction of indie/ A24 style films. Think about it. The plot invites you to search for meaning where there is probably none. The 3:4 aspect…