A film this bad does not deserve a John Carpenter score this good.
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
For all the talk of dreams, it’s a real missed opportunity that Dreams by Gabrielle didn’t play over the end credits.
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Grown Ups 2 2013
This film opens with Adam Sandler getting pissed on by a cgi deer, and it only gets worse from there.
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The Lost City 2022
This is a better Uncharted film than the actual Uncharted film that we got this year.
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Three Days of the Condor 1975
If all of my work colleagues were murdered when I was out collecting their lunches, I would have used that as an excuse to steal their lunches.
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The Insider 1999
This is a very good and very serious film, but there is a brief moment where Russell Crowe falls down the little hill in this front garden, and in that moment, the film is also very funny.
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