Letterboxd — Your life in film

A film this bad does not deserve a John Carpenter score this good.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

For all the talk of dreams, it’s a real missed opportunity that Dreams by Gabrielle didn’t play over the end credits.

This film opens with Adam Sandler getting pissed on by a cgi deer, and it only gets worse from there.

It’s Michael’s Mannhunter.

Honestly, I think it could have done with a few more dream sequences.

This is a better Uncharted film than the actual Uncharted film that we got this year.

If all of my work colleagues were murdered when I was out collecting their lunches, I would have used that as an excuse to steal their lunches.

This is a very good and very serious film, but there is a brief moment where Russell Crowe falls down the little hill in this front garden, and in that moment, the film is also very funny.

Wizard.

Burt Reynolds from Boogie Nights would be proud. Probably more so of the first half of the film, not too sure how he’d feel about the murder part.

Sometimes the best films are just about a guy who fucking sucks.