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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    I had a visceral reaction for the remainder of its final 10 minutes. I knew the sucker punch was coming, prepared for it, and still couldn't handle something as small as the number "28"

  • Dolittle

    Dolittle

    You know, I didnt like it. But I ain't mad.

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    LUM LUM LUM LUM LUM LUM SQUEEEEEEE SQUEEEEEE EAT FROM THE STAR WARS PIGGY TROUGH LUM LUM LUM LUM LUM SQUEEEEEEE

    Cowardly, spiteful, cynical, reactionary.

    Disney got up to the plate, tried to hit a bunt, and somehow still struck out.

  • Cats

    Cats

    You have to try really hard to find a story that isn't about much. I could find some stuff like finding a home in other misfits. Or one must find your own cat name. Or that cats are animals which are things.

    Worth it though!