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  • Dirty Dancing

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  • Messiah of Evil

    Messiah of Evil

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    The plot, what little there is of one, is very Lovecraftian - endless flight through a seaside town, followers of an obscure sect pursuing you even in your sleep, locked up safe in your motel. But there's an overriding voice that is reminiscent of Shirley Jackson - events taking on intimate, sinister undertones that echo and echo through claustrophobic domesticity just starting to sprawl out into a post-war infinity.

    Here, we arrive at that same gas station twenty some odd…

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    Critters

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    So...this may sound like midlife crisis crazy talk, but I've had it with here/where my life is at right now, and so I've come to a very important decision on where my journey is taking me:

    Grovers Bend, Kansas.

    I am serious. It looks amazing. I want E.T's mom to be my mom. I wouldn't even mind having to live on a farm because I would have an awkward Billy Zane to tell me about what life is like in…

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  • The Ring Two

    The Ring Two

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    TheπŸ–€HorrorπŸ’€ofπŸ¦‰MarnaπŸ¦‡Larsen πŸ•―Presents: Horror Classics

    I miss my mom.

    Oh sorry. I know people hate those one-sentence reviews that are β€˜not actually reviews’

    I really miss my mom.

    j/k of course, I’m going to say a bunch of stuff.

    Too much stuff!

    Like, I always thought it was too bad they reduced samara’s character to this as I never really got the impression she missed having a mother or cared about having one. I mean ok multimedia artists still do need…

  • Dirty Dancing

    Dirty Dancing

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    When I was a teenager, I was like, 'geez, this is supposed to be a feel-good dancing movie, what is this weird sub plot about abortion doing here?'

    Writer Eleanor Bergstein clearly meant to make it very explicit how the torture Penny is subjected to simply for being poor (and unmarried and working) is something any of us could have been subjected to only a handful of years before the film’s release. But when I first watched it in the…

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