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Recent reviews

  • Friday the 13th Part III

    Friday the 13th Part III


    Gotta break out a F13th film on an actual Friday the 13th (of January 2023 in this case). Seems this entry was the one I'd gone the longest without seeing (since 2009). Still a fun time all around, including the multitude of 3D gags, which watching in 2D.

  • Radioactive Dreams

    Radioactive Dreams


    RIP Albert Pyun

Popular reviews

  • Mr. Bean's Holiday

    Mr. Bean's Holiday


    Mr. Bean eating a seafood platter at Le Train Bleu is a high-point in cinema history.

  • Secret Admirer

    Secret Admirer


    I'm a massive sucker for 80s teen comedies and this is a relatively well-known one (at least to the Mr. Skin set) that I hadn't yet seen. Very standard stuff, but I liked it fine. Automatic 3 stars for having Lori Laughlin in your movie. Bonus half-star for the great cheesy theme song and Kelly Preston's infamous scene (yes, I'm a pig).