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  • Waitress

    Waitress

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    five stars? on first watch? WHY YES, I LOVE WOMEN!

  • Welcome to the Dollhouse

    Welcome to the Dollhouse

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    my god this was way darker than i expected it to be and that ending is so chilling. suburban america is fucked up!

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  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

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    This has MAJOR continuity issues and we know the younger cast members pale in comparison to the older ones but you know what? I DON’T CARE! Lily James cartwheeling all over a field for no apparent reason watered my crops! Christine Baranski’s high kick in Angel Eyes cleared my skin! Colin Firth and Stellan Skarsgard doing the Titanic pose and dancing on the ship gave me my rights! Mamma Mia: Here We Fucking Go Again Bitch!

  • D.E.B.S.

    D.E.B.S.

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    you: charlie's angels reboot
    me, an intellectual: debs tv show and film universe reboot