Favorite films

  • D.E.B.S.
  • Josie and the Pussycats
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • A Friend to Die For

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  • Return to... Return to Nuke 'Em High AKA Vol. 2

    ★★½

  • The Undertaker

    ★★★★½

  • Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss

    ★★★

  • Cléo from 5 to 7

    ★★★★

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  • The Undertaker

    The Undertaker

    ★★★★½

    Sat here thinking of all the sleazy sweaty films joe could have go on to star in if not for his untimely death 😔

  • High Fidelity

    High Fidelity

    ★★★★½

    Being horny for John cusack is the root of so many of my problems, like indoctrinating me into thinking guys like Rob are not just awful dickheads no matter how much you get beneath the surface.

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  • The Virgin Suicides

    The Virgin Suicides

    ★★★★★

    Do you have a film that makes you so happy but so completely sad at the same time? Because this film, this hazy and soft and sparkly film is mine.

  • The Cat Returns

    The Cat Returns

    ★★★★★

    Sometimes you want to watch a deep, meaningful Ghibli film and then sometimes you wanna watch one about a girl who thinks "yeah man, I'd have sex with that cat".

    BECAUSE WE WOULD ALL HAVE SEX WITH THAT CAT.