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  • The House by the Cemetery

    The House by the Cemetery

    ★★★★★

    My Eyes Hurt When I Go Outside, It's Too Bright!!! (or, My Halloween Horrorfest 2018) Movie #17

    So back in the day I was into tape trading (look it up!), mostly metal demos and the like, but every once in a while I'd get a horror VHS from one of my friends. One particular tape, I think he'd sent me Don't Look In The Basement but I can't be sure, featured a bunch of trailers for other horror movies and…

  • Eaten Alive!

    Eaten Alive!

    ★★★½

    This here is like a "greatest hits" album of all the animal death scenes from earlier Italian Cannibal flix. I mean I recognized almost every single one of them from other movies. And there are a lot of animal deaths. So be warned. I think there's actually more animals being killed than people being munched by cannibals which seems very wrong. It's a cannibal movie with not enough cannibals. But it does have a Jonestown-esque (or just straight up Jonestown)…

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  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    ★★★

    Ok so I started watching this a few weeks ago. I was tired and I was bored and I just couldn't get into this. I decided to finish watching it today and it worked a lot better for me. Well the monster fighting stuff anyway. The big problem i have with this is it ends up feeling like a really long beginning of a movie and then once it starts to get interesting, THE END!

    But the monsters are cool…

  • Jiu Jitsu

    Jiu Jitsu

    ★★★

    Fun, but really stupid movie. Great cast, some awful, but sort of funny comic relief, and decent fight scenes. I could've done without the camera doing somersaults, but some of the tricks added to the chaos. And Nic Cage. Being Nic Cage. Wearing a newspaper hat. That was priceless...and also the image that I first saw from this movie that made me want to watch it.

    I really wish the alien bad guy had been cooler though. He's like Wraith meets Power Rangers, but with a really goofy face that keeps appearing for no reason other than to make me laugh.

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  • Train to Busan

    Train to Busan

    ★★★★★

    Almost two hours of me yelling at my screen: RUN, RUN, RUN!!!! NO!!!, WATCH OUT!!!! OOOOOH!!!!!! NO! DON'T KILL THAT GUY!!! WATCH OUT LITTLE GIRL!! I FREAKIN' LOVE THAT DUDE!! RUN, RUN, RUN!!! JESUS THAT WAS AMAZING!!! GO! GO! GO!!! I REALLY LOVE THAT DUDE!!! WATCH OUT!!!! <SOB> <SOB><---(yes I cried), SAVE THE KID!!! AWW SHE'S SO CUTE!!! HOLY CHRIST!!! NO! DON'T KILL HER!!! i HOPE THOSE GUYS GET MUNCHED!!! WATCH OUT!!! COOOOOL!!!! RUN, RUN, RUN!!!! F**K THAT GUY!!! DON'T SHOOT!!!! <SOB> <SOB>, THE KID CAN'T SING BUT SHE'S ADORABLE!!!

    and finally... i LOVE THE MUSIC PLAYING OVER THE END CREDITS!!!

  • Nightmare City

    Nightmare City

    ★★★★

    Scene after scene of dudes with mud on their faces attacking people with guns, knives, teeth, and drinking their blood...and ripping women's shirts off. Really goofy, over-the-top Italian zombie/rage virus/The Crazies flick with some great gore set pieces, bad dubbing, blood everywhere, dancing, and a twist ending that is both stupid and awesome at the same time.