Fantasy Island ★★

So basically this seems like Blumhouse had all these partial scripts sitting in a box and decided to create a movie from them. A bunch of half formed ideas, with mostly bland, to unlikable characters, and a bunch of confusion. This is way too long, nothing is connected, and there's not much of a pay off. There was a point where I started to think this was going to go completely insane and turn enjoyable, but it didn't quite go far enough. It just felt messy. And way too long. (I think I may have mentioned that.)

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