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  • Scream
  • Jaws
  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • Trancers II: The Return of Jack Deth

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  • Battle Royale


  • Kratt


  • Let's Get Physical


  • Suburban Commando


Recent reviews

  • Battle Royale

    Battle Royale


    An unforgettable masterpiece with a messy, unsatisfying ending.

    Kids killing kids will always be shocking, and in Yakuza movie king Kinji Fukasaku’s hands it’s transcendent and delivered in shocking, unpredictable bursts of gory violence.

    Absolutely one of the best Japanese movies ever made, with a sequel that’s one of the absolute worst!

  • Kratt



    This is the kind of movie that is unclear as to whether it’s for kids or for adults, because it doesn’t necessarily appeal to either group perfectly.

    Ostensibly it’s a comedy where kids accidentally kill their grandma and possess her with the devil in order to use her as a slave. It’s a weirdo concept, that’s honestly not really played for laughs, and handled quite dryly. It’s also about small-town politics, and the stresses of being a small town official. …

Popular reviews

  • The Legend of La Llorona

    The Legend of La Llorona


    I wrote this movie, so I’m biased, but I am REALLY happy with how it all came out! Trejo and Reeser rule!

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    An absolutely abysmal fumble of a movie.

    How in the world was this script put before the cameras? It’s hard enough to make a movie, and I’m shocked that no one said during the planning of this that it would be a bad idea to make a Michael Myers movie without little to no Michael Myers in it!

    Despite being incredibly well made, with wonderful music by Carpenter and Co., this is a terrible movie.

    Let me count the ways:…