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  • Women Without Men

    Women Without Men


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I think this has been sitting on my laptop since some time in 2016. God knows what circumstances led me to seek it out initially, but I've been avoiding it since I watched the first three minutes and detected the obvious aesthetics of judge bait.

    It's a surprising, spiritual outing with elements of magical realism, social realism and compelling imagery tying women to nature and the idea of nature as a sanctuary. Eventually all four women bound to this sanctuary…

  • Marquis



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A surprisingly dull affair for a film featuring actors wearing animatronic creature heads, lobsters up the arse and a talking puppet penis. I suppose if I had more familiarity with the work of the Marquis De Sade and French history I might have gotten more out of this.

    The producer, Claudie Ossard, was also producer on Delicatessen and most of Jean Pierre Juenet's films.

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    S. Darko

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    It has to be said Richard Kelly had absolutely no involvement in this film in any way.

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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Paul Thomas Anderson continues to be the most surprising director of the contemporary greats. His subject matter is always unexpected and the drama he mines from these worlds startling and arresting. He's one of the modern film makers that I always feel in good hands with.

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