Favorite films

  • Synecdoche, New York
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Magnolia

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  • The Bride of Frankenstein

    ★★★★

  • Encanto

    ★★★★

  • Raya and the Last Dragon

    ★★½

  • Hotel Transylvania

    ★★½

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  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    ★★★★★

    A masterpiece. When I first watched this I didn’t pick up on a lot of what was really being said and had some issues with it but on second watch everything suddenly fit perfectly for me. This film explores the subjects of communication, love, and connection so beautifully and profoundly. Most noticeably incredible is the cinematography and score. The mind melding underwater shots with the dreamy music create this hazy atmosphere of fantasy and wonder. The green color palette that…

  • Zathura: A Space Adventure

    Zathura: A Space Adventure

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I don't understand. I just don't understand. I do not understand the logic of the Zathura universe. I just do not. First off this game is just cosmic horror Candyland. I don't understand the actual gameplay of it. Obviously it's the brother-brother relationship mending device but also, what is the game? I haven't seen Jumanji. Is the game in Jumanji an actual game? The cards make no sense. Who the fuck are the Zorgons. also GOD the Zorgon scenes are…

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  • Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

    Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

    ★★½

    Literally just XD Random :3 humor for dudes who cuff their jeans

  • Requiem for a Dream

    Requiem for a Dream

    me: this film so disgustingly and violently treats women why the fuck would anyone watch this
    aronofsky: you don’t get it. it’s art
    me: this is horrifying to watch and there’s literally no good fucking reason for this
    aronofsky: its art tho
    aronofsky: drugs are bad right, and and violence towards women is bad right, that’s why they’re both in my movie h-hey don’t look at my massive boner
    random filmbro: yeah i wouldn’t expect a woman like you to get it :/