Honeydew

Honeydew ½

Goodness knows why so many sites were hyping this before it came out, it's absolutely terrible! I can only assume it's because Stephen Spielberg's son is the lead? He's literally the only good thing about this too.

The female lead is insufferable, it's genuinely a pleasure when she goes missing at one point and we don't have to hear her voice. The old lady veers between creepy and annoying depending on what she's doing.

This is from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre mould but devoid of any scares/tension/horror other than boredom.

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