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  • 20th Century Women
  • The Cheetah Girls
  • Daisies
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  • The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star

    ★★★½

  • House of Gucci

    ★★★

  • Into the Unknown: Making Frozen II

    ★★★★

  • A Christmas Treasure

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  • Personal Shopper

    Personal Shopper

    ★★★★½

    I! AM! SHOOK!
    Kristen Stewart cured my homosexuality. I like women now. 
    The first 2/3 felt sort of mucky, or I was just confused, but then it pulls everything into focus so quickly and cleanly I just. I can't.
    I know some people had a hard time mining meaning out of this or understanding it, but I just listened to RuPaul's interview with Tyler Henry, the Hollywood Medium, so I understood it perfectly. 
    This was so motherfucking thrilling. I walked…

  • Auntie Mame

    Auntie Mame

    ★★★★½

    My gay cousin gave me this DVD for Christmas the year I turned 8 and read my baby gay ass for filth. 
    Rosalind ending every scene by hitting her mark and playing her reaction for another 5 seconds under spotlight is the eternal mood. 

    I listened to the Mame OBCR again in my car the other day and cried.
    You know that feeling when you want an event to finally occur so you can experience a piece differently? Like, I…

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  • The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star

    The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star

    ★★★½

    Cinema peaked! It’s everything that House of Gucci wanted to be, all of the glamour and crime and suspense we were promised there. Some say it’s too long, I say where’s my Fanny & Alexander style sequel?? I want 312 minutes of pure Hudgens multiples.
         Giving Fiona, an absolutely ridiculous, chaotic character, the most emotional storyline was definitely….a choice? But making both of the other Vanessa Hudgenses pretend to be this third Vanessa was a perfect choice.
         I…

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    ★★★

    it’s like community theatre, in the way that I can see everyone involved is having a lot of fun, it’s just unfortunate we had to watch it. that and the àccéntś™️.
    maybe I was still riding the high of watching The Princess Switch 3 before this, but woof was I expecting something more fun. 
    stefani is feeling every single one of her oats, and Al and Salma are a treat!

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  • Minimalism: A Documentary About the Important Things

    Minimalism: A Documentary About the Important Things

    ★★

    It was good until the weird white guy in stringy leather sandals on a skateboard tried giving me life advice. But that was 2 minutes in and turned out to be the entire movie.

  • Zapped

    Zapped

    ★★

    Zendaya is going to be so much fun to watch accept an oscar in 10 years. And she'll be an incredible president in 11 years. 
    There's a big moment at the end where she steps on her phone to break it, but instead of showing a shattered phone after, they show a phone with a picture of a crack on it and it makes me laugh !
    Adam DiMarco is one of the sexiest men to ever be on Disney Channel (he looks a lot like Raviv Ullman which is type af)