I! AM! SHOOK!
Kristen Stewart cured my homosexuality. I like women now.
The first 2/3 felt sort of mucky, or I was just confused, but then it pulls everything into focus so quickly and cleanly I just. I can't.
I know some people had a hard time mining meaning out of this or understanding it, but I just listened to RuPaul's interview with Tyler Henry, the Hollywood Medium, so I understood it perfectly.
This was so motherfucking thrilling. I walked…
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Personal Shopper 2016
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Auntie Mame 1958
My gay cousin gave me this DVD for Christmas the year I turned 8 and read my baby gay ass for filth.
Rosalind ending every scene by hitting her mark and playing her reaction for another 5 seconds under spotlight is the eternal mood.I listened to the Mame OBCR again in my car the other day and cried.
You know that feeling when you want an event to finally occur so you can experience a piece differently? Like, I…
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Sanctuary 2022
i couldn’t breathe the whole movie. i actually couldn’t take in air, because Margaret was standing on my fucking throat.
i loved this. it’s no nice to see a movie just be horny again !!!!!!!!Margaret is so good, and i can’t wait until the Qualley sisters take over the world like they deserve to (stream Rainey “Rainsford”’s music now!).
my brain refuses to commit Christopher Abbott to memory, no matter how hot he is. every time i see him it’s as if it were for the first time, he’s just so…there.
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Zapped 2014
Zendaya is going to be so much fun to watch accept an oscar in 10 years. And she'll be an incredible president in 11 years.
There's a big moment at the end where she steps on her phone to break it, but instead of showing a shattered phone after, they show a phone with a picture of a crack on it and it makes me laugh !
Adam DiMarco is one of the sexiest men to ever be on Disney Channel (he looks a lot like Raviv Ullman which is type af) -
Minimalism: A Documentary About the Important Things 2015
It was good until the weird white guy in stringy leather sandals on a skateboard tried giving me life advice. But that was 2 minutes in and turned out to be the entire movie.
